An Amazing Shape Shifter

I was so embarrassed for Hoda Kotb as the fill-in co-host of The Today Show two weeks ago while Savannah Guthrie was on vacation.  The Producers and Cameramen must have seen the faux pas, but they kept cutting to the full view anyway!

There she was, sitting on the couch next to Matt during several different segments, and all I could see were her shape shifting undergarments waving at me from under her skirt.  It wasn’t even a question, “Was she or wasn’t she?” wearing them…They were there, in all their lacy-hemmed glory.

I am always amazed when I find out celebrities, who are already thin, feel they need their extra stuff tucked in too, but I’ve never seen one so blatantly on display.  Why didn’t anyone tell her?

SPOILER ALERT – TMI COMING UP!

Confession time…..I’ve thought of getting some seamless shape wear, but always thought it would cause more bulges than it fixed, and I probably couldn’t get out of those one-piece jobs before I peed my pants anyway.  All I would end up with were competing bulges from the bra and the girdle anyway, right?!  Or do I need to wear three things to smooth everything out: Bra, Shaping garment and Cami?  Wouldn’t wearing three things cause me to look bigger than I am?!

I think I found a solution, finally.  It actually kills two birds with one stone…or two bulges with one girdle.

A Bra and Cami with cleavage cover!  This is the ticket since I’m not one of those women who can burn her bra.  Even though I grew up during that particular revolution, I haven’t gone bra-less since I was 12, because if I did I would be arrested on the first street corner while waiting for the crosswalk sign to change.

I have an all-in-one printer, why not an all-in-one Best Bra!  Have you tried this yet?  If so, please share…I won’t tell anyone!

I’ll let you know how it works when it is delivered.

I promise not to post pictures.  I do have my limits about TMI!