Is This Advice?
WARNING: Sense of Humor Required
The path my thoughts have taken of late . . .
~ I was advised to wipe down my dog, shoes, arms, legs, and change my clothes after going for a walk, lest I track pollen into my home, but then I got poison oak.
~ I am advised to spray Round-Up for weeds, call Clark for ants, and use Anti-Bacterial soap for germs, but then I got brown weeds, termites (ants eat termites), and a cold.
~ I was advised to exercise, lose weight and eat healthier, but then I twisted my ankle and had to make myself feel better with some ice cream.
~ I was advised to have my child’s teeth sealed to ensure proper growth and development of their adult teeth, but then all their baby teeth fell out, and we had to seal them all over again. The Dentist took a trip to Hawaii.
~ I was advised to get a government job so I could have full pension and benefits when I retire, but then the people wised up, and voted to end the Social Hammock (aka Social Safetynet) and I had to contribute to my own health benefits and retirement with my own 401K, anyway. *sigh* I missed that particular free ride.
Oh well, that’s what I get for following someone else’s path.
